RichTard Hughes, Proud to be an Ignorant Freak
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RichTard Hughes is still in rare form. This it thinks that teh following is a specification:
Obviously RichTard still thinks that its ignorance means something.
Merry Christams!
Specification (technical standard)
RichTard Hughes is still in rare form. This it thinks that teh following is a specification:
"I want something to cool me down in the summer"
Obviously RichTard still thinks that its ignorance means something.
Merry Christams!
Specification (technical standard)
41 Comments:
At 1:34 PM, Rich Hughes said…
Still can't define specify, Joe? Like design, you must know it when you see it.
At 1:35 PM, Joe G said…
I linked to it you cowardly dumbass.
At 1:37 PM, Rich Hughes said…
Please show how Kevin gives a specification, (you clearly beleive he does) and I don't. Show your workings.
At 1:45 PM, Joe G said…
I never said he did- all he is doing is calling for some- dumbass.
At 1:47 PM, Rich Hughes said…
and the packpeddling begins. So he's advocating common design by calling for specification? Make your case, if you can.
At 1:49 PM, Ghostrider said…
JoeTard said...
I linked to it you cowardly dumbass.
So you did JoeTard:
"A specification (often abbreviated as spec) is an explicit set of requirements to be satisfied by a material, product, or service. Should a material, product or service fail to meet one or more of the applicable specifications, it may be referred to as being out of specification."
...but that points out a specification always comes before the design. It's a document that lays out the design goals and/or intentions.
When you come across an existing object (like we go in biology) all you can produce an after-the-fact description of the object, not a specification.
Apparently you're too much of a cowardly dumbass to understand the difference.
Where is your before-the-fact specification for any biological object? How do you know the 'design' met the designer's specifications?
At 2:05 PM, Ghostrider said…
BTW JoeTard, the following
"I want something to cool me down in the summer"
IS a specification, albeit a very loosely defined one.
Specifications very rarely define how the goals are to be met. Usually they only care that the goals are met.
At 7:35 PM, Joe G said…
RichTard:
So he's advocating common design by calling for specification? Make your case, if you can.
Well RichTard, if all fans have a control knob with positions 1,2 & 3 with 1 being the lowest, 2 being the intermediate and 3 being the highest setting because of the manufacturing specification tat said that is the standard, then all fans would have that common design due to the standard.
and if the spec said speed 1 = 2,000 RPMs +/- 5% and speed 2 = 4,000 RPMs +/- 5% and speed 3 = 6,000 RPms +/- 5% then all fans would have taht common design based on the spec/ standard.
However it is obvious that you are too stupid to understand any of that.
At 7:36 PM, Joe G said…
Thortard:
I want something to cool me down in the summer"
IS a specification, albeit a very loosely defined one.
No, it isn't. It is a GENERALIZATION. But thanks for proving my point- only imbeciles think it is a specification.
At 7:38 PM, Joe G said…
Thortard:
Where is your before-the-fact specification for any biological object?
Ask the designer(s).
Ya see, moron, it is obvious there was one because we know via observations and experiences taht complex, intergrated systems require it.
At 7:47 PM, Joe G said…
A specification (often abbreviated as spec) is an explicit set of requirements to be satisfied by a material, product, or service.
Which obviously means that this:
I want something to cool me down in the summer"
cannot be a specification as it doesn't even meet the definition.
At 8:05 PM, Cubist said…
sez joeg: "Thortard: 'Where is your before-the-fact specification for any biological object?'
Ask the designer(s)."
Asking the designer(s) of an object is indeed a good way to get at the specification of that object. When it comes to biological objects, however, there's a bit of a problem; who is the designer? And how can I make contact with this designer to ask them about their specification?
At 8:07 PM, Cubist said…
joeg sez, quoting from wikipedia: "A specification (often abbreviated as spec) is an explicit set of requirements to be satisfied by a material, product, or service."
joeg goes on to say: "Which obviously means that this:
'I want something to cool me down in the summer'
cannot be a specification as it doesn't even meet the definition."
Hmm. "I want something to cool me down in the summer" isn't an explicit requirement?
At 8:12 PM, Joe G said…
Cubshit:
Hmm. "I want something to cool me down in the summer" isn't an explicit requirement?
Nope.
Given an explicit requirement you shouldn't be able to produce multiple different things, duh.
At 8:14 PM, Joe G said…
Cubshit:
When it comes to biological objects, however, there's a bit of a problem; who is the designer? And how can I make contact with this designer to ask them about their specification?
Well if you had any brain-power you should be able to figure out the spec by studying the design. Or at least you should be able to figure out a spec.
Ya see, moron, it is obvious there was one because we know via observations and experiences that complex, intergrated systems require it.
At 8:15 PM, Joe G said…
explicit set of REQUIREMENTS- plural you moron...
At 8:17 PM, Joe G said…
Perhaps evotards should invest in a dictionary as they appear to be ignorant of the English language.
Look up "explicit"...
At 8:48 PM, Joe G said…
BTW morons, one of the best ways to tell if you have written a good design specification is if you can give that spec to two different people or companies and if you get of the same thing back then your spec is explicit and you can proceed.
At 9:02 PM, Joe G said…
ThorTard/ OA:
IS a specification, albeit a very loosely defined one.
No such thing as a very loosely defined specification. Either something is specified or it isn't.
Strange how I am always falsely accused of trying to redefine words and evotards do it all the time.
ThorTard/ OA:
Specifications very rarely define how the goals are to be met.
I know that and I told RichTard but doesn't undersatnd that though. Perhaps you can get through to him.
ThorTard/ OA:
Usually they only care that the goals are met.
I know and that is what I told Richtard and he threw a hissy-fit.
At 9:12 PM, Joe G said…
How can you tell if something has a specification?
If it has essential characteristics then it has a specification.
But I doubt my evotard audience will understand what that means.
At 12:34 AM, Ghostrider said…
JoeTard said...
BTW morons, one of the best ways to tell if you have written a good design specification is if you can give that spec to two different people or companies and if you get of the same thing back then your spec is explicit and you can proceed.
A few years back the US Air Force came up with a specification for a new joint strike fighter aircraft. There were explicit requirements for size, weight, speed, minimum payload, vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) capability, and hundreds of other different parameters.
They gave the spec to both Boeing and Lockheed Martin. Boeing offered the X-32 while LockMart came up with the X-35.
The designs have absolutely nothing in common except the basic airplane shape. They have different nose / air intake designs, different engines, different avionics, different radars, completely different ways of achieving VTOL. Both planes met the performance specifications, but the X-35 ultimately won out for lower projected long term cost considerations.
I guess according to JoeTard logic that means the USAF wrote a bad spec because they were offered two totally different planes, right?
At 12:38 AM, Ghostrider said…
JoeTard said...
How can you tell if something has a specification?
If it has essential characteristics then it has a specification.
Oh boy, "essential characteristics". The IDiot introduces yet another vague, undefined subjective term.
At 1:56 AM, Rich Hughes said…
"and if the spec said speed 1 = 2,000 RPMs +/- 5% and speed 2 = 4,000 RPMs +/- 5% and speed 3 = 6,000 RPms +/- 5% then all fans would have taht common design based on the spec/ standard."
Who said anything about fans? why not heating elements? These clearly AREN'T specifications, per Joe G make it up as you go along rules.
You never pass up an opportunity to flaunt your ignorance, do you Jim, erm, John Paul, er J-something.
At 8:32 AM, Joe G said…
RichTard:
Who said anything about fans?
Kevin did you ignorant asshole.
These clearly AREN'T specifications,
Of course they are. Again YOUR ignorance is not a refutation.
At 8:36 AM, Joe G said…
How can you tell if something has a specification?
If it has essential characteristics then it has a specification.
ThorTad/ OA:
Oh boy, "essential characteristics".
Yup, tat's right. And as predicted you are clueless about it.
At 8:38 AM, Joe G said…
ThorTard/ OA:
I guess according to JoeTard logic that means the USAF wrote a bad spec because they were offered two totally different planes, right?
It couldn't have been very explicit, which is a requirement of a good spec.
At 8:48 AM, Joe G said…
To ThorTard/ OA,
In the case of the AF the two fighters would have had all of the specs in common. And obviously that is all the AF cared about.
At 1:19 PM, Rich Hughes said…
The actual quote:
"Let’s set a blasted convention on what 1, 2, and 3 mean when dealing with fan speeds, heater warmth levels, and heating pads. On some, ’1′ is the fastest or hottest setting. On others, ’3′ is the fastest or hottest setting."
YOU narrowed things (to just fans) beyond what was asked for , actually limiting design choice. You bad designer (and tard)
At 1:29 PM, Joe G said…
Actually I was trying to stick to ONE thing as it is obvious that you cannot focus on anything.
But thanks for the cowardly responses...
At 2:53 PM, Rich Hughes said…
"Actually I was trying to stick to ONE thing..."
But Kevin didn't.
keep humping that strawman!
At 5:38 PM, Joe G said…
Another cowardly non-response from the Richtard.
At 6:02 PM, Rich Hughes said…
No, it address the fact that you've changed the scope of the dialogue, which would be to create a strawman. Sorry these concepts are too hard for you.
At 6:53 PM, Joe G said…
I didn't change anything. OTOH YOU tried to weasel out of the fact that you are an ignorant fuck.
And you are still trying to weasel out of the fact that your ignorance has been exposed, again.
At 11:54 PM, Rich Hughes said…
I didn't change anything.
More Joe lies. Shock. AGAIN, for you because you're dense:
"Let’s set a blasted convention on what 1, 2, and 3 mean when dealing with fan speeds, heater warmth levels, and heating pads. On some, ’1′ is the fastest or hottest setting. On others, ’3′ is the fastest or hottest setting."
YOU narrowed things (to just fans) beyond what was asked for , actually limiting design choice. You bad designer (and tard)
At 7:41 AM, Joe G said…
RichTard,
YOU are obvioulsy a confused fuck-head.
1- YOU are so fuckig ignorant that YOU threw a hissy fit when I mentioned fans- and I mentioned fans because Kevin did
2- I was NOT engaged in a dialog with Kevin
3- I did not change a thing in my dialog wiith YOU
4- Obvioulsy you are too fucked up to follow along
At 7:45 AM, Joe G said…
RichTard:
Please show how Kevin gives a specification, (you clearly beleive he does) and I don't. Show your workings.
I never said he did- all he is doing is calling for some- dumbass.
And then you started with your hissy-fit:
and the packpeddling begins. So he's advocating common design by calling for specification? Make your case, if you can.
Then I made my case:
Well RichTard, if all fans have a control knob with positions 1,2 & 3 with 1 being the lowest, 2 being the intermediate and 3 being the highest setting because of the manufacturing specification tat said that is the standard, then all fans would have that common design due to the standard.
and if the spec said speed 1 = 2,000 RPMs +/- 5% and speed 2 = 4,000 RPMs +/- 5% and speed 3 = 6,000 RPms +/- 5% then all fans would have taht common design based on the spec/ standard.
However it is obvious that you are too stupid to understand any of that.
And as predicted you didn't understand it:
Who said anything about fans? why not heating elements? These clearly AREN'T specifications, per Joe G make it up as you go along rules.
And as I said KEVIN brought up fans and I only need ONE EXAMPLE to make my case, which I did.
And as predicted you threw a hissy-fit and started falsely assusing me of something just because you are too fucking stupid to follow along.
Not that you can grasp any of that.
At 10:04 AM, Rich Hughes said…
Wrong wrong wrongity wrong. You're not accurately representing the entirety of what he said. Keep humping that strawman.
;-)
At 10:06 AM, Joe G said…
Wow you will just say anything- you are a pathetic piece of shit
At 10:07 AM, Joe G said…
And thank you for continuing to support the title of this thread.
At 11:37 AM, Rich Hughes said…
Might want to learn what a strawman is at some point, as you hump them so much.
At 11:39 AM, Joe G said…
Great, more false accusations.
Go figure...
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