Dual Action Cleanse- A Warning for Evolutionists
Dual Action Cleanse is a product designed to rid your body of waste. The colon clear formula cleans out your colon- all the shit that has collected for all the years you have been eating.
The warning should be this:
WARNING: THIS PRODUCT ACTUALLY WORKS AND IF YOU ARE AN EVOLUTIONIST YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THERE MAY BE NOTHING LEFT OF YOU, JUST CLOTHES LEFT ON, IN AND IN FRONT OF THE TOILET. SO PLEASE CONSIDER THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO COME CLEAN UP AFTER YOU HAVE SHIT YOURSELF OUT.