The Little EvoTards
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The Little EvoTards (to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy")
E-vo-lu-tionists are dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Not just illogical but dumb-de-dumb-dumb
They’re also ding-a-lings so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
They twist the truth and sing we’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Oh little evo-tards why are you so dumb?
Dumb as a drum
Little evotards you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Cry all you want to but you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Don’t have a fit you ding you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
No hissy-fit you ling you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Shall I splain it to you, you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb as a drum
Richtard nodded he’s so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Thorton and a clown chimed in we’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Zachriel is dim and dumb-de-dumb-dumb
All the rest were heard we’re so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
I just smiled and said my job here is done
They’re dumber than dumb.
The Little EvoTards (to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy")
E-vo-lu-tionists are dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Not just illogical but dumb-de-dumb-dumb
They’re also ding-a-lings so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
They twist the truth and sing we’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Oh little evo-tards why are you so dumb?
Dumb as a drum
Little evotards you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Cry all you want to but you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Don’t have a fit you ding you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
No hissy-fit you ling you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Shall I splain it to you, you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb as a drum
Richtard nodded he’s so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Thorton and a clown chimed in we’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Zachriel is dim and dumb-de-dumb-dumb
All the rest were heard we’re so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
I just smiled and said my job here is done
They’re dumber than dumb.
posted by Joe G @ 11:03 AM
5 Comments:
At 3:44 PM,
Larry Tanner said…
How delightful. From your keyboard, name-calling and raspberries are nearly original and witty.
At 3:54 PM,
Joe G said…
Larry Tanner sed it's dumb-de-dumb-dumb.
It's from my heart you twit you're dumb-de-dumb-dumb
I'll say it anywhere you're dumb-de-dumb-dumb
You even look so square you're dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb
You don't get it you're so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumber than dumb
Nothing personal "Larry Tanner"
At 3:59 PM,
Larry Tanner said…
Sweet.
At 4:52 PM,
Larry Tanner said…
In any case, Carter's post was pretty lame. You're slightly more amusing. I hope we don't actually work in the same place.
At 5:41 PM,
Joe G said…
You are entitled to your opinion. And I am retired. I work on my house...
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