Thursday, December 02, 2010

The Little EvoTards

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The Little EvoTards (to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy")


E-vo-lu-tionists are dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Not just illogical but dumb-de-dumb-dumb
They’re also ding-a-lings so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
They twist the truth and sing we’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb

Oh little evo-tards why are you so dumb?
Dumb as a drum

Little evotards you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Cry all you want to but you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Don’t have a fit you ding you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
No hissy-fit you ling you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb

Shall I splain it to you, you’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb as a drum

Richtard nodded he’s so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Thorton and a clown chimed in we’re dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Zachriel is dim and dumb-de-dumb-dumb
All the rest were heard we’re so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
Dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb

I just smiled and said my job here is done
They’re dumber than dumb.

5 comments:

  1. How delightful. From your keyboard, name-calling and raspberries are nearly original and witty.

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  2. Larry Tanner sed it's dumb-de-dumb-dumb.
    It's from my heart you twit you're dumb-de-dumb-dumb
    I'll say it anywhere you're dumb-de-dumb-dumb
    You even look so square you're dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb, dumb-de-dumb-dumb

    You don't get it you're so dumb-de-dumb-dumb
    Dumber than dumb


    Nothing personal "Larry Tanner"

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  3. In any case, Carter's post was pretty lame. You're slightly more amusing. I hope we don't actually work in the same place.

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  4. You are entitled to your opinion. And I am retired. I work on my house...

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